Because, honestly, why start?
Agenda:
Current Time: 3:04 AM
Last Seen By: Who is still here?
Next Scheduled Event: Never Ending Meeting Continued
Minutes of the Meeting:
1:00 AM - John started the meeting.
1:30 AM - John got bored.
2:00 AM - John fell asleep.
2:30 AM - John woke up.
3:00 AM - John started making cookies.
3:04 AM - John forgot what we were discussing.